Funny Workout Memes Eat Healthy Sayings and Quotes
Funny diet & weight loss quotes and memes: In life, yous have to have a sense of humor, especially when it comes to dieting. They say that most diets fail within 7 days, so if you don't laugh, you might simply cry.
Here are some funny diet memes and famous quotes virtually weight loss with captions we put together for your entertainment.
Funny Diet Memes:
Here are a bunch of nutrition memes that I fabricated myself. Nearly of them look like those funny ecards with vintage prune art that you lot see. Others are funny pics with captions. Experience free to click on whatever of the pictures to impress them out, pin them, or share with others!
Famous Funny Diet & Weight Loss Quotes:
"My doc told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people." – Orson Welles
Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to become out, just they tin usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake. – quote author unknown
"Today I bought a cupcake without the sprinkles. Diets are hard." – Anonymous weight-loss quote
"Never swallow more than than you lot can lift." – Miss Piggy
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"In the Middle Ages, they had guillotines, stretch racks, whips and bondage. Nowadays, nosotros take a much more than constructive torture device called the bathroom scale." – Stephen Phillips
"I'thousand not agape of heights, just widths." – Steven Wright (*Not originally a weight-loss quote, but works for dieting!)
"I continue trying to lose weight — simply it keeps finding me" – bearding diet quote
"Nosotros're the country that has more nutrient to eat than any other land in the earth, and with more diets to keep us from eating information technology." – bearding quote
"Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I remember non!" – anonymous quote
"The first affair you lose on a diet is your sense of sense of humor." – bearding funny diet quote
"The cardiologist'due south nutrition: If it tastes expert, spit it out." – unknown diet quote
"A waist is a terrible thing to mind." – Tom Wilson
"Obesity is really widespread." – Joseph O. Kern II
"My wife is a calorie-free eater. Equally soon as it's light, she starts to eat." – Henny Youngman
"I'1000 non overweight. I'yard just nine inches too short." – Shelley Winters
"Nutrient has replaced sexual activity in my life; now, I can't even go into my own pants." – unknown nutrition quote
"I think I only ate my willpower." – anonymous funny diet quote
"I'thousand in shape. Round is a shape — isn't information technology?" – anonymous funny weight loss quote.
"To hope not to do a affair is the surest way in the world to make a body want to get and practise that very matter." – Mark Twain
"When we lose twenty pounds… we may be losing the xx best pounds we have! Nosotros may be losing the pounds that comprise our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty." – Woody Allen
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